Sajan
wassup all yall peoples....i hope you guys arent missing penn too much.,..here is what i learned at Penn.
1) Dont ever get involved with Darcy or Linda
or Paul or Andy when it comes to pranks.
2) Dont ever piss Darcy off. EVER.
3) Never go to bed thinking you will do your homework the next morning. That
shit never works. Trust me...
4) Dont tell anyone you have a computer with ethernet or else you will begin to
think you are really popular but ironically people come to your room JUST to
check their mail and leave.
5) Never let Andy use any of your pots. He wont clean them. Trust me...again.
5) Dont buy any drinks. I once bought a box of 12 caffeine free Pepsi and i had
a grand total of 1 of them.
6) If Darcy asks if you have anything to drink, say no...Trust me....yes once
again.
7) Never walk back from Astronomy class by yourself at 9:30 on Locust Walk. Its
like being in the the Blair Witch Project.
8) Never go to Astronomy class.
9) If you are watching TV and you begin to smell something horrid, dont turn
around, it is probably Paul's feet on the back of your chair.
10) If you have an 8 page paper due the next day, dont do 2 pages and be like
Sarah and say "ill wake up early and do it"
11) Dont get hit in the mouth with a basketball by some guy named George who
claimed to be throwing a "cool" pass especially when you have braces.
12) Dont ever see a movie that has a Golden Girl calling someone a
"cock-sucker"
13) Dont ever let Darcy choose a movie to see. (By the way Darcy, what was that
one thing she said that we needed to use?...fuck-balls was it?) 14) Always burn
about 60 incense things to piss your roommate off.
15) Dont ever talk to your roommate. He will probably start asking you questions
about Martha.
16) Dont ever walk in on your roommate jackin off. You know this when he walks
out of the bathroom with a big smile on his face when you walk into the room.
Happened twice... yes i know...ew.
17) Dont let anyone borrow your Video Library card. eh-hem...you know who you
are.
18) Dont make Andy laugh especially if he is drinking or eating something. Trust
me.. it is nasty.
19) When a girl sleeps on your couch out of nowhere for two nights in a row, and
on the second night asks you for some gum and a back rub, make a move or else
she will think you are a panzy ass homo. (WHAT ...i cant help it, Linda)
20) If you hear someone knocking at your door at 8 o'clock every morning, it is
probably Sarah...asking you to use your computer. Once again you think you are
popular but in reality ...she is just using you for your computer.
Anyways peoples, i could probably go on for about another 30 things but ill stop here.. talk to all you guys later..take care of yourselves...