George

1. if you have a 9:00 class, dont stay up all night with people who have 1:00 classes.
2. no matter how many times linda says she will beat you up, it will never happen.
3. if your thirsty, theres always pleanty to drink at sajan's room.
4. never try to guard taht fat ass black guy playin basketball.
5. when playin volleyball, hit the ball to john as many times as possible.
6. andy will throw up without any rhyme or reason so always be ready.
7. never give paul anything sharp cuz he will probalby start pickin his toechee wiht it.
8. why did the 10th floor smell so bad again?
9. dont get suah pissed cuz she will get you back.(the microwave incident)
10. if your room is too hot, then that means there are too many people in it.
11. never do my card trick in front of smart people cuz they will figure it out to fast.
12. instead of sleepin in class, its easier to just skip a whole day like jae-won.
13. no matter what the teacher says, you never need to goto the library for a research paper.
14. the chinese food truck was the best food around.
15. learning to be a hacker is easy, but once you start, you never stop.(andy)
16. when you get up, dont go back to sleep sayin "ill wake up in 5 minutes" cuz it never works.
17. unless your loaded and can afford to lose your key twice, dont lose it even once cuz it makes you poor, fast.
18. never trust paulie to pick movies.(donnie brasco, dracula, etc.)
19. never think about playin pool cuz bad ass and all his friends are already down there.
20. the most important thing i learned at penn was the 3 greatest pick up lines of all time. (i think you know what they are.)