Alright, I just read everyone's and I have so many more.
22. On your first day at Penn, never get so
excited and go to buy a lot of food with your roommate if you expect to eat it
yourself (Yes Sajan, you will think you have friends (George, Andy, Hee-sung).
23. Whenever Sajan comes into your room looking for Sarah, you'll be lucky if he
says one word to you other than "hi" and "where is
everyone."
24. Your Pooh Bear will get raped.
25. If you roll only one of your sleeves up for your whole life your signiture
will soon become "Dewains."
26. "Detroit" (Sajan)
27. If you tell John anything early in the morning or after some "evening
activities" You may need to repeat yourself a few times.
28. I don't live next door to a car company, and my dad doesn't word on an
assembly line (though he was a coorporate lawyer and general counsel for
Chrysler) (that means nothing Andy)
29. Its easy to get some ass at Penn if you just say, "I'm going out."
(You caught on Silvia)
30. If you want to have a secret randez-vous in your room until 11:00, lock
Sarah in her room.
31. How far can you "come" olympics (Sajan and John)...(wait, what
about Sajan and John???)
32. "Where's my cousin" (Sajan)
33. Always have John do his model walk.
34. So why did I get named "Devil in Disguise?"
35. I guess John really does have parents, or was that children's services??
36. If you ever want a lesson in "Buy everything in sight 101" just go
to King of Prusia with Sajan and Darcy
37. Never bring a TV to Penn unless you want about 50 quick friends.
38. Never leave Penn unless you want to miss about 11 best friends.
39. If you have a 10 page paper due, Lock your door or you'll have to hear
everyone say, "Darcy doesn't study, what is this?"
40. "so kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer, hold tight a
little longer, longer with big red." (Silvia)
41. It's ok to be the weird one.
42. Hi my name is Darcy 1510. (Sajan and Linda)
43. No, my name is Mdarcy.
44. If you loose everyone at the subway, you can stand on a cornor with Sajan
and Paul and make jokes.
45. Wait, we were standing right next to club egypt? (Sajan)
46. Hey Sajan, My eyes are buring like crazy. (Egypt)
47. Are we allowed in there? (Linda, Jasmine and Silvia)
48. Lets go to Zando's (Silvia)
49. "John loves Penis"
50. "PENIS"